March 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
dild0-faggins:
rumour:
to write the declaration of independence on her arms
February 2012
Watchjust-take-it-or-leave-it:
I love the girl that just takes a chunk of cake
wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
fugrats:
fergalicious deaf
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yeah no shame but i’ve gotten to the point in my obsession with troy that i no longer see brad pitt when i see brad pitt i see a only a certain nude greek hero
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if i were in the audience i would be so pissed at the people that keep starting the standing ovations
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
featherer:
Are you boho bold, classically chic, or killing yourself
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
featherer:
queenofthestupids:
jamsfranca:
i can’t even look at kristen wiig anymore without thinking that she’s done fab
omg i can’t unread this
THE HORROR
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patrickcherub:
if the strokes dont go on tour in the u.s. after the release of their 5th album i am disowning them
Interviewer: What's the most hip-hop thing about The Black Keys?
Dan: We're too nerdy to be rappers.
Patrick: We can't fake the funk.
beyoncebeytwice:
law school musical
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comedy central currently playing a shitty movie that isn’t funny like it always does and steve carell is playing someone named andy and damnit guys his name will always be michael
you’re kidding me
cute old man killed himself for no reason
fuck this man i put myself through so much pain
nooo the old guy on svu is so adorable listen to him guys
youvegotasmile:
imagine tomorrow we all woke up and razr phones were popular again
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i’m not saying i watch victorious but if i did i would be wondering why beck and jade aren’t together right now
