June 2012
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groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
May 2012
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okay wowo i need to study for sat subject tests and i have an interview to write if all goes as planned and i’m not a dumbass i will not be back on this site until saturday afternoon peace
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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ieropercent:
making a risky post and reblogging heaps of crap to cover it up
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my dad said it is a guinea hen this is what i am dealing with
omg theres been this fucking bird in my yard for two days now it’s HUGE (like the size of a turkey, but it’s not one) and it makes the most annoying sound sigh
I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
GQ: Is your own death something that you think about a lot?
Albert: Not a great deal, but to die on a tour bus like that guy from Metallica who got squashed? Fuck that! Julian is terrified of flying, worse than me. I remember a hairy plane ride once where we had to dump our fuel because one of the engines was conking out.
GQ: I heard the Strokes have a rule: never fly in planes that seat less than eight.
Albert: Well, Julian and I used to watch this show called Behind The Music on VH1. It explained why certain bands argued and broke up, so we devised some stupid band rules to abide by. One was never fly in small planes, another was never have a manager who looks like a quiz-show host and the third was if half the band do drugs and the other half don't then you'll soon split up. So we all do drugs.
Watchyepperoni:
if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness
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himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
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i love watching the 2$ concert but at the same time i get jealous of the people who got to see iti era strokes for only two dollars
where is the love sigh
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Anonymous asked: i don't wanna waste your time i don't wanna waste your time
satanicpowerpop:
the year is 2019
middle schoolers are ironically wearing vote for pedro shirts and calling themselves 2000s kids
“A band like The Strokes only comes along once in a lifetime. You should be...”
– NME (via suckitandsea)
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nothingventurednothinglearned:
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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